Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
He is chubby, likes to wear red shirts and tight pants , has excessive acne and has long greasy hair. He is fucking GROSS IMMATURE .
Once I was with my cousins on our way home. One of them finished her soda and wanted to ask the driver to pull over to throw it into the garbage bin. She said, " excuse me " the minute she said that, he turned his face to her direction and stared at her breasts saying with extra excitement, " yeas, madam". His lazer-like eyes made her uncomfortable. Therefore, she said, "plz, stop at the zubl" instead of "stop at the garbage bin". when she said that hard-core line, she shocked the fuck out of everyone in the car. Fore the love of god ! Can't this fool say any other word? Is this even a word? Does she think that she is a cool dj and can mix things up Arabic with English?
" Wat ? Wat zub?", the driver said . By dropping the L letter, he made the situation more awkward. Her sis and I couldn't help it, but laughe hysterically. While she, the fool one, started to cry. He looked at us with his nasty eyes , trying to act all innocent and said " what is zub? I don’t understand?" and his eyes is saying the opposite. He held the fool cousin's hand and said, "what do you want me to do?" At that moment, he crossed the line. So, her sis screamed at the top of her voic, " SHUT UP BASTRD! GO HOME". He smiled at her and winked ;) "ok, madam " with a head-shake. I laughed all the way long and swore to God not to go with them anymore till they have another driver.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Yesterday , I was at the mall shopping and having fun with my friend. Out of the blue, she said something hilarious, which made me laugh out loud with a spin around. While I was spinning around, she shouted: " Watch out, someone is behind you !!". I didn't give a flying fuck about what she was saying, because what is better than hitting my tushie at a guy ;) ??!!". And BAAAAAM, I hit a man behind me, and he fell down. I was about to fall on top of him, but another man helped me not to. What I wished happened but in a very awkward way :/ When I stood up and regain my balance, I had a one hell of a shock THE TWO GUYS WERE POLICEMEN. The one who fell down on the ground was a religious police, while the one who helped me was his assistant. At that moment, People were getting crowded, and my situation became even more awkward. I laughed hysterically, and ran away saying to my tushie " Hey, What did you do? You couldn't choose a smoking hot guy to hit? or a wall? Or a teenager boy? Thanx a lot to ya " After what happened, I believed I am officially a weird girl, who may end up causing a scene.
Yeah, it was awkward but funny situation, isn't it ?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
I told him: I'm telling you the truth I'm not playing with you. He said: Okay, go to your car and bring the money. I told him: the car is very far away from this store . I can't go there and come back again. He said: What shall we do with this problem ?Did you come with a driver or someone else? I said: yeah, I came with my driver, but he doesn’t know Arabic nor English to tell him about the directions to your store so he can come alone to give you the 5 Riyals. He said: What can we do with this dilemma ? there is no other way than you choose a cheaper hairdryer, so it will be a win-win situation. I said: sorry I don’t like any one but this. He said: what do you think of sending someone with you to your car to bring me the money. I was thinking what the hell can't he just forget about the 5 Riyals. I mean its only 5 !!!. I said, knowing that there is no other way to convince this SOB: That’s a good Idea.
So, he asked a 15-year-old Afghani boy to come with me. Actually, he has extremely attractive wicked green eyes, which made every step I walked with him worthwhile. When we arrived at my car, I gave him the 5 riyals and told him this is for the Sudanese man. Then I gave him another 50 riyals and I told him this is for you. He said: "thank you , have a good dye " with a foxy smile that made me forget all the disgusting feeling I felt.