Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Yumyum make me dumdum

I've just woke up, feeling so happy, smiling so big, licking my juicy lips, ummm HOW YUMMY!!! Is it real or not? me and Brad Pitt were all over each other. We were in an exotic boat. He was looking passionately into my eyes. He was shirtless showing his abs of steel. He was a real hotness. Brad Pitt in his HEYDAY. He got very closer to me, placing his hands behind my neck, kissing me long and sensual kisses.  His mouth was so sweet – he tasted of all things good and fresh ( if anyone wonders how does he taste!!  ;) loooooooooool ) One moment his lips were tender, the next strong and assertive, his tongue slowly …. then I heard my sis " wake up u lazy ass" I opened my eyes with a big smile on my face. That is so yummy. Yumyum make me dumdum. The odd thing is that Brad Pitt is not in my hot list. I've never dreamed about meeting him or fanaticized about him. But I don't deny that he is so fucking sexy. Once, my friend told me that if you dreamed about someone, it means that your souls have met in another universe. If that is true, I'm so lucky that my soul met his and kissed it   :D                                             

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Perv's Talk ;)

    My cousins have an Indian driver. A PERV. He doesn't speak any language but his mother tongue and some English. He turns every conversation into a nasty thing. So, the communication with him is difficult.

     He is chubby, likes to wear red shirts and tight pants , has excessive acne and has long greasy hair. He is fucking GROSS IMMATURE .

     Once I was with my cousins on our way home. One of them finished her soda and wanted to ask the driver to pull over to throw it into the garbage bin. She said, " excuse me " the minute she said that, he turned his face to her direction and stared at her breasts saying with extra excitement, " yeas, madam". His lazer-like eyes made her uncomfortable. Therefore, she said, "plz, stop at the zubl" instead of "stop at the garbage bin". when she said that hard-core line, she shocked the fuck out of everyone in the car. Fore the love of god ! Can't this fool say any other word? Is this even a word? Does she think that she is a cool dj and can mix things up Arabic with English?

     " Wat ? Wat zub?", the driver said . By dropping the L letter, he made the situation more awkward. Her sis and I couldn't help it, but laughe hysterically. While she, the fool one, started to cry. He looked at us with his nasty eyes , trying to act all innocent and said " what is zub? I don’t understand?" and his eyes is saying the opposite. He held the fool cousin's hand and said, "what do you want me to do?" At that moment, he crossed the line. So, her sis screamed at the top of her voic, " SHUT UP BASTRD! GO HOME". He smiled at her and winked ;) "ok, madam " with a head-shake. I laughed all the way long and swore to God not to go with them anymore till they have another driver.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Thanx a Lot My Tushie

Yesterday , I was at the mall shopping and having fun with my friend. Out of the blue, she said something hilarious, which made me laugh out loud with a spin around. While I was spinning around, she shouted: " Watch out, someone is behind you !!". I didn't give a flying fuck about what she was saying, because what is better than hitting my tushie at a guy ;) ??!!". And BAAAAAM, I hit a man behind me, and he fell down. I was about to fall on top of him, but another man helped me not to. What I wished happened but in a very awkward way :/ When I stood up and regain my balance, I had a one hell of a shock THE TWO GUYS WERE POLICEMEN. The one who fell down on the ground was a religious police, while the one who helped me was his assistant. At that moment, People were getting crowded, and my situation became even more awkward. I laughed hysterically, and ran away saying to my tushie " Hey, What did you do? You couldn't choose a smoking hot guy to hit? or a wall? Or a teenager boy? Thanx a lot to ya " After what happened, I believed I am officially a weird girl, who may end up causing a scene.

Yeah, it was awkward but funny situation, isn't it ?